Horoscopes
using weird al's "horoscopes"
Trelawney reads some Divination homework.
oddness || written age 12
A song of loathing for History of Magic - originally a song of loathing for my math class.
horrible rhyme scheme || written age 13
Follow the adventures of Barry Nodder and his friends Hurtmyknee and Renaldo as they venture through Hogwarts International Academy of Professional Italian Pizza-making!
oddness || written age 13
When Voldemort hires a famous chaos mage to keep the defenders of the Hellmouth at bay, no one really expected them to end up as eleven year olds with no memory of Sunnydale. So when the chaos mage decides that maybe letting the Dark Lord take over all existence could be bad for business, he winds up leading a legion of schoolchildren in a crusade against the Powers of Darkness (tm). A task that's hard enough without the legion consisting of unorthodox Slytherins and the Gryffindors who love to hate them.
kid!fic || AU || oddness || written age 14
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." A certain group of people from Cardiff have become eleven year olds, and are off to Hogwarts!
kid!fic || AU || oddness
Ellory Prewett is only going to Hogwarts because her father decided he wants to teach there. Plus, she wants to find out who her OTHER father is.
future!fic || AU || MPREG
